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Even if it takes only a second to show someone how you feel about them, the authorities term it indecent exposure, but that’s a minor detail.”
If women are so bloody perfect at multitasking, how come they can’t have a headache and sex at the same time? Joe and Steve, the artists Joe, would you want to go bowling? What on Earth is that person doing all the way out there? For God’s sake, Steve! No, he wouldn’t.”A woman participating in a survey was asked how she felt about condoms. She said, “Depends what’s in it for me.” If they’re making cakes for divorces, why not ‘Happy Menopause!’ ‘Mmm, it’s a bit dry. Why is there no jam? Have you run out of eggs? The nurse at the sperm bank asked me if I’d like to masturbate in the cup. I said, “Well, I’m pretty good, but I don’t think I’m ready to compete just yet.” Ever since the start of my trip, I’ve been trying to get in touch with Linda George, the woman who stood up for Bell End (which probably referred to a bell pit in a bygone mine), successfully petitioning for its protection in 2018. When we finally speak my travels are almost done. I ask her, why go to battle for Bell End?
What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? “If we don’t get some support, people will think we’re nuts.” Give it to me! Give it to me!” she yelled. “I’m so wet, give it to me now!” She could scream all she wanted, but I was keeping the umbrella. The reason trees bloom in the spring is so their foliage will be out of the water in the summer months.” Because once you’re done with the breast and thighs all you have is an empty box to put your bone-in. I am made of either latex or rubber. You wear me for protection every time you feel not so comfortable with what you are dipping yourself into. You use your fingers to get me on and pull me off. What am I?
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Which is your favourite sexual position? There it is, my own! It’s known as the virgin. You just stand there with your legs as far apart as possible, eagerly awaiting the next appropriate person to pass. People like this are popular. Did you think you were pregnant? Ahh…so so? I sincerely hope you never talk again. In other words, you are an oxygen thief.”
I come in different sizes, shapes and colors. I occasionally drip. It can sometimes feel good when I am blown and sometimes, it can be painful. What am I? The only thing I can offer to put ladies at ease is that I am of no sexual threat whatsoever. I’m 42 years of age, I literally have to hit it with nettles. Sex with me these days is akin to thumbing marshmallows into the anus of a cat. Catch a glimpse of these filthiest dirty minded jokes with answers and make sure to share these dirty riddles for a naughty mind with your friends at the upcoming slumber party and enjoy the night.
Rude Novelty Gifts
Most of the time when I go in, I cause some pain. I can fill your holes when asked to. I sometimes ask you to spit and not swallow it. Who am I? I can be short or long, I bring people great joy and you can have multiple at the same time. What am I?
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